Is the drivers press conference today? Says Thursday on the F1 app but Sky say its today. Confused. Don’t want to miss Mark and Schumi y’see.

Wearing my red bull jacket in Tesco and just pulled off a tactical overtake on a bloke in a McLaren jacket. He shouted down the aisle that I wasn’t in a DRS zone and should see the stewards. I said I’m not Lewis. He said fair play and wished me luck. The great Manchester Tesco GP has begun!

Fuck revision. 

I spy arguments.
Hey i like F1. You like F1?
Let’s be friends.
What’s so complicated? 

This is like a civil war or something.
In the country of fandom.
Smile and stuff. 

“Spain is a good prediction for the rest of the season. If you do well in Spain you will do well in the season.” — Everyone ever.


oh.
 

• Interviewer: What will you do if you win the championship?
• Mark: Big big party, maybe so i'm still drunk until the first race next year.

Rain…

 

I Loled.
 

Morrisons are selling Union Jacks for £1.

Woman at the checkout said it was nice to see i am feeling patriotic about the Olympics and the Queen’s Jubilee.

Yup Olympics.
Yup Queen.

JB.

Teaching my little cousin about KERS via Skype.

Procrastination level: Off the scale.
All my deadlines are this week…

But who kers?
Well my cousin now kers. That’s who.